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Pop Art Gift Collections
Scarlett Cougar’s Snarky Chef’s Apron– Stirring Up Sass in the Kitchen
Turn up the heat and the humor with this personalized chef’s apron—perfect for home cooks, BBQ queens, and hobbyist rebels who bring more than just recipes to the table. Crafted from 100% polyester canvas, this apron is built to handle every spill, splatter, and sarcastic quip you throw its way.
Why It’s a Cut Above the Rest:
* Durable & Daring: Tough enough for marathon cooking sessions,
sassy enough to make your guests laugh before the first bite.
* Fit for All Sizes of Sass: With its tie-back closure and 31.5” x 25.6”
one-size design, it’s all about comfort and confidence.
* Easy-Peasy Care: Fuss-free machine wash for easy care.
* Globally Conscious: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced
parts because style should have a conscience.
Whether you’re whipping up a masterpiece or just stirring the pot (literally and figuratively), this apron is your kitchen or crafting sidekick.
Scarlett Cougar’s Hottie Tumbler Travel Mug – Sip, Sass, and Go!
Tired of your drink going cold before your punchlines hit? Meet the ultimate travel companion: a stainless steel mug that keeps your coffee hot, your tea warm, and your mood sharp. Whether you’re dashing out the door or throwing shade in the carpool lane, this mug is ready to roll.
Why It’s Mug-nificent:
Built to Last: Made from 100% vacuum-insulated stainless steel,
it’s rust, stain, and corrosion-resistant—just like your sense of humor.
Spill-Free Sass: The BPA-free, leak-proof lid with a flip-top ensures no embarrassing coffee spills when you’re multitasking or just running late.
Dishwasher Safe: Easy cleanup for busy lives—because who has time to hand wash when there’s coffee to drink and errands to conquer?
Generous Size: With a 20oz capacity, it holds enough caffeine to fuel your day—and enough room for those extra shots of espresso.
Perfect for the caffeine addict, the tea devotee, or the friend who
can’t live without their daily brew. Gift it, sip it, love it—
it’s your portable powerhouse of sass and warmth.
Scarlett Cougar’s Snarky Tea Towels – Drying Dishes, Serving Dishlicious
Turn your kitchen into a stage for wit and charm with these vibrantly printed tea towels. Whether you’re cleaning up a mess or making one, these towels
will add both character and utility to your space. Available in 100% polyester for a lightweight, durable feel or cotton twill for that classic touch.
What Makes Them Tea-rific?
* Expressive & Practical: Stunning one-sided prints add flair to your cooking routine, whether you’re wiping dishes or waving them in surrender.
* Tough & Timeless: Hemmed edges ensure durability, so these
towels can keep up with your kitchen adventures.
* Bright & Bold Colors: Bright designs brought to life with eco
printing ink for crisp, vibrant detail.
* Perfect Size: Measuring 18” x 30”, they’re ideal for tackling spills, drying dishes, or even serving as a decorative accent.
Whether you’re gifting them to a snarky friend or keeping them for
yourself, these tea towels are the perfect mix of function and flair.
Who said drying dishes couldn’t be fabulous?
Chilly 10oz Tumbler Cocktail & Wine – Sip, Serve, and Sizzle
Whether you’re sipping wine by the fire, shaking up a cocktail at a party,
or just enjoying a “me-time” moment, this 10oz stainless steel tumbler is
here to bring style to every sip. Insulated and built to last, it keeps your drinks at the perfect temperature while keeping your cool.
Why it’s the Life of the Party:
* Double Wall Durability: Made from stainless steel, it’s resistant to rust, staining, and corrosion—just like your friendship.
* Hot or Cold Flexibility: Keeps beverages hot or cold, depending on your vibe (or the season). Morning coffee, evening cocktails—you’re covered.
* Dishwasher-Safe Diva: Easy to clean, because you have better things to do.
* BPA-Free Lid: The clear lid seals tight, letting you sip without spills.
* Perfect Size: At 10oz, it’s ideal for wine, cocktails, or that stash of juice.
Take it to the office, the countryside, or your couch—
it’s a tumbler that travels as well as your stories do.
Cheers to keeping it classy, cozy, and a little bit cheeky.
Chilly 10oz Tumbler Cocktail & Wine – Sip, Serve, and Sizzle
Upgrade your bag game with Scarlett Cougar’s vibrant pop art tote bag! Made from 100% polyester, these totes are as durable as they are stylish, perfect for grocery runs, work essentials, or weekend getaways. With bold prints, designed to add flair and function to any outing.
Why You’ll Love It:
Super Durable & Quick-Drying: Crafted from a medium-weight, tough polyester fabric, it resists wear, holds its shape,and dries fast—ready for any adventure.
Extra Space with Boxed Corners: Boxed corners create additional room,
letting you carry everything from groceries to gym gear with ease.
Reinforced Handles for Heavy Loads: Double-stitched seams and
cotton webbing straps are strong enough to handle your busy life.
Vibrant, Seamless Design: These rich bold designs are printed edge-to-edge ensuring bright, lasting colors that make a statement wherever you go.
Whether you’re hitting the farmer’s market or making a fashion statement downtown, this tote is here to carry your essentials with sass and style.
Scarlett’s Pop Art Hoodie – Bold Design Meets Everyday Function
"Cuddle Up, Look Sharp, and Throw Shade – The Hoodie That Does It All!"
Get ready to wrap yourself in warmth, comfort, and just the right amount of attitude with this cozy unisex hoodie. Made from a plush cotton-poly blend, this hoodie feels like a soft hug but with a side of snark. Whether you're lounging at home or running errands, it’s the perfect piece for anyone who likes to keep things stylish and sarcastic.
Features:
* Cozy and Comfy: Crafted with a thick cotton-poly blend (50% cotton, 50% polyester) for the ultimate warmth and softness. You'll never want to take it off.
* Sustainable & Ethical: Made from 100% ethically grown U.S. cotton and dyed with eco-friendly, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes because being snarky doesn’t mean being careless.
* Practical & Stylish: Spacious kangaroo pocket for all the essentials (or to hide from your problems). Matching drawstrings add that extra touch of flair.
* Perfect Fit: Classic fit with a tear-away label for a scratch-free experience. Double-lined hood for durability and style—because you deserve it.
Put on this hoodie, and you’ll not only stay warm, but you'll also turn heads with your cool, laid-back snark. Grab yours now—because who said you can't be cozy and clever?