Just a Coug toiling with observational humor of This Mortal Coil...
It's Giving Audacity.
Unique Gifts for Her... Because Life is too short for Boring Gifts!
What’s a Cougar do in Pretirement? She Builds Mischief, Darling.
Scarlett Cougar is for the women who laugh too loud, live too boldly, and refuse to fade quietly.
This isn’t retail therapy.
It’s rebellion, wrapped in pop art...
Come for the gifts.
Stay for the stories.
They peel off about every third day on Facebook and The Gram. (Cougars don’t Tok. Or Twatter.)
Is it reinvention, or retribution between the lines?
Maybe. 💋
Unforgettable gifts for the friends who are equally so.
Whether you’re a
Gen Y trailblazer,
a Gen X legend, or a
Boomer, who knows exactly
how sharp her claws are,
you’ve arrived at the
epicenter of bold,
unapologetic style and wit.
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Kittens
The trailblazers of today,
balancing ambition with adventure. Kittens are bold, unapologetically stylish, and constantly rewriting
the rules. They demand gifts that match their dynamic energy,
sharp humor, and fearless
sense of individuality.
Pumas
Masters of the art of balance, Pumas are the ultimate multitaskers who lead with confidence and grace. They’re not afraid to mix a little nostalgia with their modern flair. Pumas embrace their power, love to laugh, and seek gifts that celebrate their unapologetic journey through life.
Cougars
Icons of wisdom and wit, Cougars have lived, loved, and conquered. They exude timeless confidence, turning heads wherever they go. For these queens, gifts are about celebrating their fearless spirit, vibrant humor, and the unstoppable force of their unapologetic charisma.
Limited Edition Artisian Collection
Hosts Gifts for the Mostest!
Turn up the heat and the humor with this personalized chef’s apron—perfect for home cooks, BBQ queens, and hobbyist rebels who bring more than just recipes to the table. Crafted from 100% polyester canvas, this apron is built to handle every spill, splatter, and sarcastic quip you throw its way.
Quick Ship Collection
Chilly Cocktail Tumblers!
Keep your drink icy and your cool unshakable. These tumblers aren’t just functional; they’re a vibe. Perfect for cocktails, mocktails, or whatever gets you through the day.
Magical Aprons!
Kitchen? Art studio?
Chaos management zone? Wherever you work your magic, these aprons have you covered—literally. Wear one,own the space,
and make messes in style.
Tea & Bar Towels
Whether you’re shaking up cocktails or wiping down the evidence of your latest kitchen experiment, these towels have your back. Bold, witty, and never boring—they’ll dry your dishes and deliver a punchline.
Chilly Cocktail Tumblers!
Keep your drink icy and your cool unshakable. These tumblers aren’t just functional; they’re a vibe. Perfect for cocktails, mocktails, or whatever gets you through the day.
Magical Aprons!
Kitchen? Art studio?
Chaos management zone? Wherever you work your magic, these aprons have you covered—literally. Wear one,own the space,
and make messes in style.
Tea & Bar Towels
Whether you’re shaking up cocktails or wiping down the evidence of your latest kitchen experiment, these towels have your back. Bold, witty, and never boring—they’ll dry your dishes and deliver a punchline.
Vibrant Shopping Tote!
Carry your chaos in style! These totes are as bold and colorful as your personality—perfect for hauling groceries, gym gear, or that ‘just one thing’ you grabbed at the store... again.
Flaming Hoodies!
When it’s cold outside your personality is still on fire. These hoodies are unapologetically bold, ridiculously comfortable, and designed to turn heads—even if you’re just running to the store for wine.
Hottie Travelers
Because life doesn’t come with a pause button, but coffee helps. These travelers hold enough caffeine to power your world domination plans and look damn good doing it.
Virtual eGift Cards: Bold, Instant, Unforgettable!
Scarlett Cougar eGift Cards: The Boldest Present You Can Give!
Out of time? No problem.
Scarlett Cougar eGift Cards deliver instant joy with zero shipping stress or wrapping stress! Let them choose their own bold, snarky favorites—because the best gift is the one they pick!
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Celebrating the fun, the fabulous and fierce individuality
in us all.
Meet the Maker — Scarlett Cougar
Sherry McGuire is the creator and curator behind Scarlett Cougar, a pop art gift line known for its bold humor, irreverent charm, and refusal to take this mortal coil too seriously. From snarky greeting cards to giggle-snorting tea towels and aprons, Scarlett Cougar celebrates the art of laughing loudly and living unapologetically.
She is also the artist behind Alchemyic Artisan, a body of mixed-media work that transforms relics, raw materials, and forgotten matter into soulful objects steeped in story. Her layered creations weave together paint, wood, metal, ephemera, and found objects—each piece a portal into the archetypes that shape our shared human experience.
Before launching these two worlds, Sherry spent 18 years as a salon owner proudly representing Aveda in San Jose and built a career as a Creative Art Director in Silicon Valley, specializing in packaging design. Today, she continues her craft in hair design at her private studios Beauty Love Alchemy in Morgan Hill & Paso Robles, where artistry, storytelling, and transformation remain at the heart of her work.
That same spirit of reinvention drives everything she creates—whether she’s designing fine art, bold gifts, or unforgettable moments of laughter.
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